زهره الربيع
11-28-2007, 08:51 PM
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
I read this topic, although I am a woman, but I found it so funny, I would like to share it with you
Types Of Women
HARD-DISK Woman
She remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM Woman
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOWS Woman
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her
EXCEL Woman
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
four basic needs
SCREENSAVER Woman
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET Woman
Difficult to access
SERVER Woman
Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA Woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM Woman
She is always faster and faster
E-MAIL Woman
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS Woman
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything
I read this topic, although I am a woman, but I found it so funny, I would like to share it with you
Types Of Women
HARD-DISK Woman
She remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM Woman
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOWS Woman
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live
without her
EXCEL Woman
They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your
four basic needs
SCREENSAVER Woman
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET Woman
Difficult to access
SERVER Woman
Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA Woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM Woman
She is always faster and faster
E-MAIL Woman
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS Woman
Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything